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Brief Biographical Sketch of George Washington

by Mark Twain

15.  Brief Biographical Sketch of George Washington

This day, many years ago precisely, George Washington was born. How full of significance the thought! Especially to those among us who have had a similar experience, though subsequently; and still more especially to the young, who should take him for a model, and faithfully try to be like him, undeterred by the frequency with which the same thing has been attempted by American youths before them and not satisfactorily accomplished. George Washington was the youngest of nine children, eight of whom were the offspring of his uncle and his aunt.  As a boy, he gave no promise of the greatness he was one day to achieve.  He was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth.  He could not even lie.  But then he never had any of those precious advantages which are within the reach of the humblest of the boys of the present day.  Any boy can lie now.  I could lie before I could stand – yet this sort of sprightliness was so common in our family that little notice was taken of it.  Young George appears to have had no sagacity whatever.  It is related of him that he once chopped down his father's favorite cherry-tree, and then didn't know enough to keep dark about it.  He came near going to sea once, as a midshipman; but when his mother represented to him that he must necessarily be absent when he was away from home, and that this must continue to be the case until he got back, the sad truth struck him so forcibly that he ordered his trunk ashore, and quietly but firmly refused to serve in the navy and fight the battles of his king so long as the effect of it would be to discommode his mother.  The great rule of his life was, that procrastination was the thief of time, and that we should always do unto others somehow.  This is the golden rule. Therefore, he would never discommode his mother.

Young George Washington was actuated in all things by the highest and purest principles of morality, justice, and right.  He was a model in every way worthy of the emulation of youth.  Young George was always prompt and faithful in the discharge of every duty.  It has been said of him, by the historian, that he was always on hand, like a thousand of brick.  And well deserved was this compliment.  The aggregate of the building material specified might have been largely increased – might have been doubled, even – without doing full justice to these high qualities in the subject of this sketch.  Indeed, it would hardly be possible to express in bricks the exceeding promptness and fidelity of young George Washington.  His was a soul whose manifold excellencies were beyond the ken and computation of mathematics, and bricks are, at the least, but an inadequate vehicle for the conveyance of a comprehension of the moral sublimity of a nature so pure as his.

Young George W. was a surveyor in early life – a surveyor of an inland port – a sort of county surveyor; and under a commission from Governor Dinwiddie, he set out to survey his way four hundred miles through trackless forests, infested with Indians, to procure the liberation of some English prisoners.  The historian says the Indians were the most depraved of their species, and did nothing but lay for white men, whom they killed for the sake of robbing them.  Considering that white men only traveled through the country at the rate of one a year, they were probably unable to do what might be termed a land-office business in their line.  They did not rob young G. W.; one savage made the attempt, but failed; he fired at the subject of this sketch from behind a tree, but the subject of this sketch immediately snaked him out from behind the tree and took him prisoner.

The long journey failed of success; the French would not give up the prisoners, and Wash went sadly back home again.  A regiment was raised to go and make a rescue, and he took command of it.  He caught the French out in the rain and tackled them with great intrepidity.  He defeated them in ten minutes, and their commander handed in his checks.  This was the battle of Great Meadows.

After this, a good while, George Washington became Commander-in-Chief of the American armies, and had an exceedingly dusty time of it all through the Revolution.  But every now and then he turned a Jack from the bottom and surprised the enemy.  He kept up his lick for seven long years, and hazed the British from Harrisburg to Halifax – and America was free! He served two terms as President, and would have been President yet if he had lived – even so did the people honor the Father of his Country. Let the youth of America take his incomparable character for a model, and try it one jolt, any how.  Success is possible – let them remember that – success is possible, though there are chances against it.

I could continue this biography with profit to the rising generation, but I shall have to drop the subject at present, because of other matters which must be attended to.

 


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