Home
Authors
Titles
Keyword Search
Reference
Table of Contents
Previous Story
|
The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County and Other Sketches
by Mark Twain
23. Remarkable Instances of Presence of Mind
The steamer Ajax encountered a terrible storm on her down trip
from San Francisco to the Sandwich Islands. It tore her light
spars and rigging all to shreds and splinters, upset all
furniture that could be upset, and spilled passengers around and
knocked them hither and thither with a perfect looseness. For
forty-eight hours no table could be set, and every body had to
eat as best they might under the circumstances. Most of the party
went hungry, though, and attended to their praying. But there was
one set of "seven-up" players who nailed a card-table to the
floor and stuck to their game through thick and thin. Captain F, of a great banking-house in San Francisco, a man of great
coolness and presence of mind, was of this party. One night the
storm suddenly culminated in a climax of unparalleled fury; the
vessel went down on her beam ends, and every thing let go with a
crash passengers, tables, cards, bottles every thing came
clattering to the floor in a chaos of disorder and confusion. In
a moment fifty sore distressed and pleading voices ejaculated, "O
Heaven! help us in our extremity!" and one voice rang out clear
and sharp above the plaintive chorus and said, "Remember, boys, I
played the tray for low!" It was one of the gentlemen I have
mentioned who spoke. And the remark showed good presence of mind
and an eye to business.
Lewis L, of a great hotel in San Francisco, was a
passenger. There were some savage grizzly bears chained in cages
on deck. One night, in the midst of a hurricane, which was
accompanied by rain and thunder and lightning, Mr. L. came up, on
his way to bed. Just as he stepped into the pitchy darkness of
the deck and reeled to the still more pitchy motion of the
vessel, (bad,) the captain sang out hoarsely through his
speaking-trumpet, "Bear a hand aft, there!" The words were sadly
marred and jumbled by the roaring wind. Mr. L thought the
captain said, " The bears are after you there!" and he "let go
all bolts" and went down into his boots. He murmured, "I knew how
it was going to be I just knew it from the start I said all
along that those bears would get loose some time; and now I'll be
the first man that they'll snatch. Captain! captain! can't
hear me storm roars so! O God! what a fate! I have avoided
wild beasts all my life, and now to be eaten by a grizzly bear in
the middle of the ocean, a thousand miles from land! Captain! O
captain! bless my soul, there's one of them I've got to cut
and run!" And he did cut and run, and smashed through the door of
the first stateroom he came to. A gentleman and his wife were in
it. The gentleman exclaimed, "Who's that?" The refugee gasped
out, "O great Scotland! those bears are loose, and just raising
merry hell all over the ship!" and then sank down exhausted. The
gentleman sprang out of bed and locked the door, and prepared for
a siege. After a while, no assault being made, a reconnaissance
was made from the window, and a vivid flash of lightning revealed
a clear deck. Mr. L then made a dart for his own stateroom,
gained it, locked himself in, and felt that his body's salvation
was accomplished, and by little less than a miracle. The next day
the subject of this memoir, though still very feeble and nervous,
had the hardihood to make a joke upon his adventure. He said that
when he found himself in so tight a place (as he thought) he
didn't bear it with much fortitude, and when he found himself
safe at last in his state-room, he regarded it as the bearest
escape he had ever had in his life. He then went to bed, and did
not get up again for nine days. This unquestionably bad joke cast
a gloom over the whole ship's company, and no effort was
sufficient to restore their wonted cheerfulness until the vessel
reached her port, and other scenes erased it from their memories.
The Classical Library, This HTML edition copyright 2000.
|
|
Next Story
Table of Contents
Home
Authors
Titles
Keyword Search
Reference
|