The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County and Other Sketches
by Mark Twain
26. A Strange Dream
DREAMED AT THE VOLCANO HOUSE, CRATER OF "KILAUEA," SANDWICH
ISLANDS, APRIL 1, 1866.
All day long I have sat apart and pondered over the mysterious
occurrences of last night... There is no link lacking in the
chain of incidents my memory presents each in its proper order
with perfect distinctness, but still
However, never mind these reflections I will drop them and
proceed to make a simple statement of the facts.
Toward eleven o'clock, it was suggested that the character of the
night was peculiarly suited to viewing the mightiest active
volcano on the earth's surface in its most impressive sublimity.
There was no light of moon or star in the inky heavens to mar the
effect of the crater's gorgeous pyrotechnics.
In due time I stood, with my companion, on the wall of the vast
cauldron which the natives, ages ago, named Hale mau mau the abyss wherein they were wont to throw the remains of their
chiefs, to the end that vulgar feet might never tread above them.
We stood there, at dead of night, a mile above the level of the
sea, and looked down a thousand feet upon a boiling, surging,
roaring ocean of fire! shaded our eyes from the blinding
glare, and gazed far away over the crimson waves with a vague
notion that a supernatural fleet, manned by demons and freighted
with the damned, might presently sail up out of the remote
distance; started when tremendous thunder-bursts shook the earth,
and followed with fascinated eyes the grand jets of molten lava
that sprang high up toward the zenith and exploded in a world of
fiery spray that lit up the sombre heavens with an infernal
splendor.
"What is your little bonfire of Vesuvius to this?"
My ejaculation roused my companion from his reverie, and we fell
into a conversation appropriate to the occasion and the
surroundings. We came at last to speak of the ancient custom of
casting the bodies of dead chieftains into this fearful caldron;
and my comrade, who is of the blood royal, mentioned that the
founder of his race, old King Kamehameha the First that
invincible old pagan Alexander had found other sepulture than
the burning depths of the Hale mau mau. I grew interested at
once; I knew that the mystery of what became of the corpse of the
warrior king had never been fathomed; I was aware that there was
a legend connected with this matter; and I felt as if there could
be no more fitting time to listen to it than the present. The
descendant of the Kamehamehas said:
"The dead king was brought in royal state down the long, winding
road that descends from the rim of the crater to the scorched and
chasm-riven plain that lies between the Hale mau mau and those
beetling walls yonder in the distance. The guards were set and
the troops of mourners began the weird wail for the departed. In
the middle of the night came a sound of innumerable voices in the
air, and the rush of invisible wings; the funeral torches
wavered, burned blue, and went out. The mourners and watchers
fell to the ground paralyzed by fright, and many minutes elapsed
before any one dared to move or speak; for they believed that the
phantom messengers of the dread Goddess of Fire had been in their
midst. When at last a torch was lighted, the bier was vacant
the dead monarch had been spirited away! Consternation seized
upon all, and they fled out of the crater. When day dawned, the
multitude returned and began the search for the corpse. But not a
footprint, not a sign was ever found. Day after day the search
was continued, and every cave in the great walls, and every chasm
in the plain, for miles around, was examined, but all to no
purpose; and from that day to this the resting-place of the lion
king's bones is an unsolved mystery. But years afterward, when
the grim prophetess Wiahowakawak lay on her deathbed, the Goddess
Pele appeared to her in a vision, and told her that eventually
the secret would be revealed, and in a remarkable manner, but not
until the great Kauhuhu, the Shark God, should desert the sacred
cavern Aua Puhi, in the Island of Molokai, and the waters of the
sea should no more visit it, and its floors should become dry.
Ever since that time the simple, confiding natives have watched
for the sign. And now, after many and many a summer has come and
gone, and they who were in the flower of youth then have waxed
old and died, the day is at hand! The great Shark God has
deserted the Aua Puhi: a month ago, for the first time within the records of the ancient legends, the waters of the sea ceased to
flow into the cavern, and its stony pavement is become dry! As
you may easily believe, the news of this event spread like
wildfire through the islands, and now the natives are looking
every hour for the miracle which is to unveil the mystery and
reveal the secret grave of the dead hero."
After I had gone to bed I got to thinking of the volcanic
magnificence we had witnessed, and could not go to sleep. I
hunted up a book and concluded to pass the time in reading. The
first chapter I came upon related several instances of remarkable
revelations, made to men through the agency of dreams of roads
and houses, trees, fences, and all manner of landmarks, shown in
visions and recognized afterward in waking hours, and which
served to point the way to some dark mystery or other.
At length I fell asleep, and dreamed that I was abroad in the
great plain that skirts the Hale mau mau. I stood in a sort of
twilight which softened the outlines of surrounding objects, but
still left them tolerably distinct; A gaunt, muffled figure
stepped out from the shadow of a rude column of lava, and moved
away with a slow and measured step, beckoning me to follow. I did
so. I marched down, down, down, hundreds of feet, upon a narrow
trail which wound its tortuous course through piles and pyramids
of seamed and blackened lava, and under overhanging masses of
sulphur formed by the artist hand of nature into an infinitude of
fanciful shapes. The thought crossed my mind that possibly my
phantom guide might lead me down among the bowels of the crater,
and then disappear and leave me to grope my way through its
mazes, and work out my deliverance as best I might; and so, with
an eye to such a contingency, I picked up a stone, and "blazed"
my course by breaking off a projecting corner, occasionally, from
lava walls and festoons of sulphur. Finally we turned into a
cleft in the crater's Hide, and pursued our way through its
intricate windings for many a fathom down toward the home of the
subterranean fires, our course lighted all the while by a ruddy
glow which filtered up through innumerable cracks and crevices,
and which afforded me occasional glimpses of the flood of molten
fire boiling and hissing in the profound depths beneath us. The
heat was intense, and the sulphurous atmosphere suffocating; but
I toiled on in the footsteps of my stately guide, and uttered no
complaint. At last we came to a sort of rugged chamber whose
sombre and blistered walls spoke with mute eloquence of some
fiery tempest that had spent its fury here in a bygone age. The
spectre pointed to a great boulder at the farther extremity
stood and pointed, silent and motionless, for a few fleeting
moments, and then disappeared! "The grave of the last
Kamehameha!" The words swept mournfully by, from unknown source,
and died away in the distant corridors of my prison-house, and I
was alone in the bowels of the earth, in the home of desolation,
in the presence of death!
My first frightened impulse was to fly, but a stronger impulse
arrested me and impelled me to approach the massive boulder the
spectre had pointed at. With hesitating step I went forward and
stood beside it nothing there. I grew bolder, and walked
around and about it, peering shrewdly into the shadowy half-light
that surrounded it still nothing. I paused to consider what to
do next. While I stood irresolute, I chanced to brush the
ponderous stone with my elbow, and lo! it vibrated to my touch! I
would as soon have thought of starting a kiln of bricks with my
feeble hand. My curiosity was excited. I bore against the
boulder, and it still yielded; I gave a sudden push with my whole
strength, and it toppled from its foundation with a crash that
sent the echoes thundering down the avenues and passages of the
dismal cavern! And there, in a shallow excavation over which it
had rested, lay the crumbling skeleton of King Kamehameha the
Great, thus sepulchred in long years, by supernatural hands! The
bones could be none other; for with them lay the rare and
priceless crown of pulamalama coral, sacred to royalty, and tabu
to all else beside. A hollow human groan isssued out of the
I woke up. How glad I was to know it was all a dream! "This comes
of listening to the legend of the noble lord of reading of
those lying dream revelations of allowing myself to be carried
away by the wild beauty of old Kileana at midnight of gorging
too much pork and beans for supper!" And so I turned over and
fell asleep again. And dreamed the same dream precisely as
before; followed the phantom "blazed" my course arrived at
the grim chamber heard the sad spirit voice overturned the
massy stone beheld the regal crown and the decaying bones of
the great king!
I woke up, and reflected long upon the curious and singularly
vivid dream, and finally muttered to myself, "This this is
becoming serious!"
I fell asleep again, and again I dreamed the same dream, without
a single variation! I slept no more, but tossed restlessly in bed
and longed for daylight. And when it came, I wandered forth, and
descended to the wide plain in the crater. I said to myself, "I
am not superstitious; but if there is any thing in that dying
woman's prophecy, I am the instrument appointed to uncurtain this
ancient mystery." As I walked along, I even half expected to see
my solemn guide step out from some nook in the lofty wall, and
beckon me to come on. At last when I reached the place where I
had first seen him in my dream, I recognized every surrounding
object, and there, winding down among the blocks and fragments of
lava, saw the very trail I had traversed in my vision! I resolved
to traverse it again, come what might. I wondered if, in my
unreal journey, I had "blazed" my way, so that it would stand the
test of stern reality; and thus wondering, a chill went to my
heart when I came to the first stony projection I had broken off
in my dream, and saw the fresh new fracture, and the dismembered
fragment lying on the ground! My curiosity rose up and banished
all fear, and I hurried along as fast as the rugged road would
allow me. I looked for my other "blazes," and found them; found
the cleft in the wall; recognized all its turnings; walked in the
light that ascended from the glowing furnaces visible far below;
sweated in the close, hot atmosphere, and breathed the sulphurous
smoke and at last I stood hundreds of feet beneath the peaks
of Kileana in the ruined chamber, and in the presence of the
mysterious boulder!
"This is no dream," I said; "this is a revelation from the realm
of the supernatural; and it becomes not me to longer reason,
conjecture, suspect, but blindly to obey the impulses given me by
the unseen power that guides me."
I moved with a slow and reverent step toward the stone and bore
against it. It yielded perceptibly to the pressure. I brought my
full weight and strength to bear, and surged against it. It
yielded again; but I was so enfeebled by my toilsome journey that
I could not overthrow it. I rested a little, and then raised an
edge of the boulder by a strong, steady push, and placed a small
stone under it, to keep it from sinking back to its place. I
rested again, and then repeated the process. Before long, I had
added a third prop, and had got the edge of the boulder
considerably elevated. The labor and the close atmosphere
together were so exhausting, however, that I was obliged to lie
down then, and recuperate my strength by a longer season of rest.
And so, hour after hour I labored, growing more and more weary,
but still upheld by a fascination which I felt was infused into
me by the invisible powers whose will I was working. At last I
concentrated my strength in a final effort, and the stone rolled
from its position.
I can never forget the overpowering sense of awe that sank down
like a great darkness upon my spirit at that moment. After a
solemn pause to prepare myself, with bowed form and uncovered
head, I slowly turned my gaze till it rested upon the spot where
the great stone had lain.
There wasn't any bones there!
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I just said to myself, "Well, if this an't the blastedest,
infernalest swindle that ever I've come across yet, I wish I may
never!"
And then I scratched out of there, and marched up here to the
Volcano House, and got out my old raw-boned fool of a horse,
"Oahu," and "lammed" him till he couldn't stand up without
leaning against something.
You can not bet any thing on dreams.
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