WE was feeling pretty good after breakfast, and took
my canoe and went over the river a-fishing, with a lunch,
and had a good time, and took a look at the raft and
found her all right, and got home late to supper, and
found them in such a sweat and worry they didn't know
which end they was standing on, and made us go right off
to bed the minute we was done supper, and wouldn't tell
us what the trouble was, and never let on a word about
the new letter, but didn't need to, because we knowed as
much about it as anybody did, and as soon as we was half
up stairs and her back was turned we slid for the cellar
cubboard and loaded up a good lunch and took it up to our
room and went to bed, and got up about half-past eleven,
and Tom put on Aunt Sally's dress that he stole and was
going to start with the lunch, but says:
"Where's the butter?"
"I laid out a hunk of it," I says, "on
a piece of a corn-pone."
"Well, you LEFT it laid out, then — it ain't
here."
"We can get along without it," I says.
"We can get along WITH it, too," he says;
"just you slide down cellar and fetch it. And then
mosey right down the lightning-rod and come along. I'll
go and stuff the straw into Jim's clothes to represent
his mother in disguise, and be ready to BA like a sheep
and shove soon as you get there."
So out he went, and down cellar went I. The hunk of
butter, big as a person's fist, was where I had left it,
so I took up the slab of corn-pone with it on, and blowed
out my light, and started up stairs very stealthy, and
got up to the main floor all right, but here comes Aunt
Sally with a candle, and I clapped the truck in my hat,
and clapped my hat on my head, and the next second she
see me; and she says:
"You been down cellar?"
"Yes'm."
"What you been doing down there?"
"Noth'n."
"NOTH'N!"
"No'm."
"Well, then, what possessed you to go down there
this time of night?"
"I don't know 'm."
"You don't KNOW? Don't answer me that way. Tom, I
want to know what you been DOING down there."
"I hain't been doing a single thing, Aunt Sally,
I hope to gracious if I have."
I reckoned she'd let me go now, and as a generl thing
she would; but I s'pose there was so many strange things
going on she was just in a sweat about every little thing
that warn't yard-stick straight; so she says, very
decided:
"You just march into that setting-room and stay
there till I come. You been up to something you no
business to, and I lay I'll find out what it is before
I'M done with you."
So she went away as I opened the door and walked into
the setting-room. My, but there was a crowd there!
Fifteen farmers, and every one of them had a gun. I was
most powerful sick, and slunk to a chair and set down.
They was setting around, some of them talking a little,
in a low voice, and all of them fidgety and uneasy, but
trying to look like they warn't; but I knowed they was,
because they was always taking off their hats, and
putting them on, and scratching their heads, and changing
their seats, and fumbling with their buttons. I warn't
easy myself, but I didn't take my hat off, all the same.
I did wish Aunt Sally would come, and get done with
me, and lick me, if she wanted to, and let me get away
and tell Tom how we'd overdone this thing, and what a
thundering hornet's-nest we'd got ourselves into, so we
could stop fooling around straight off, and clear out
with Jim before these rips got out of patience and come
for us.
At last she come and begun to ask me questions, but I
COULDN'T answer them straight, I didn't know which end of
me was up; because these men was in such a fidget now
that some was wanting to start right NOW and lay for them
desperadoes, and saying it warn't but a few minutes to
midnight; and others was trying to get them to hold on
and wait for the sheep-signal; and here was Aunty pegging
away at the questions, and me a-shaking all over and
ready to sink down in my tracks I was that scared; and
the place getting hotter and hotter, and the butter
beginning to melt and run down my neck and behind my
ears; and pretty soon, when one of them says, "I'M
for going and getting in the cabin FIRST and right NOW,
and catching them when they come," I most dropped;
and a streak of butter come a-trickling down my forehead,
and Aunt Sally she see it, and turns white as a sheet,
and says:
"For the land's sake, what IS the matter with the
child? He's got the brain-fever as shore as you're born,
and they're oozing out!"
And everybody runs to see, and she snatches off my
hat, and out comes the bread and what was left of the
butter, and she grabbed me, and hugged me, and says:
"Oh, what a turn you did give me! and how glad
and grateful I am it ain't no worse; for luck's against
us, and it never rains but it pours, and when I see that
truck I thought we'd lost you, for I knowed by the color
and all it was just like your brains would be if — Dear,
dear, whyd'nt you TELL me that was what you'd been down
there for, I wouldn't a cared. Now cler out to bed, and
don't lemme see no more of you till morning!"
I was up stairs in a second, and down the lightningrod
in another one, and shinning through the dark for the
lean-to. I couldn't hardly get my words out, I was so
anxious; but I told Tom as quick as I could we must jump
for it now, and not a minute to lose — the house full of
men, yonder, with guns!
His eyes just blazed; and he says:
"No! — is that so? AIN'T it bully! Why, Huck, if
it was to do over again, I bet I could fetch two hundred!
If we could put it off till —"
"Hurry! HURRY!" I says. "Where's Jim?"
"Right at your elbow; if you reach out your arm
you can touch him. He's dressed, and everything's ready.
Now we'll slide out and give the sheepsignal."
But then we heard the tramp of men coming to the door,
and heard them begin to fumble with the padlock, and
heard a man say:
"I TOLD you we'd be too soon; they haven't come
— the door is locked. Here, I'll lock some of you into
the cabin, and you lay for 'em in the dark and kill 'em
when they come; and the rest scatter around a piece, and
listen if you can hear 'em coming."
So in they come, but couldn't see us in the dark, and
most trod on us whilst we was hustling to get under the
bed. But we got under all right, and out through the
hole, swift but soft — Jim first, me next, and Tom last,
which was according to Tom's orders. Now we was in the
lean-to, and heard trampings close by outside. So we
crept to the door, and Tom stopped us there and put his
eye to the crack, but couldn't make out nothing, it was
so dark; and whispered and said he would listen for the
steps to get further, and when he nudged us Jim must
glide out first, and him last. So he set his ear to the
crack and listened, and listened, and listened, and the
steps a-scraping around out there all the time; and at
last he nudged us, and we slid out, and stooped down, not
breathing, and not making the least noise, and slipped
stealthy towards the fence in Injun file, and got to it
all right, and me and Jim over it; but Tom's britches
catched fast on a splinter on the top rail, and then he
hear the steps coming, so he had to pull loose, which
snapped the splinter and made a noise; and as he dropped
in our tracks and started somebody sings out:
"Who's that? Answer, or I'll shoot!"
But we didn't answer; we just unfurled our heels and
shoved. Then there was a rush, and a BANG, BANG, BANG!
and the bullets fairly whizzed around us! We heard them
sing out:
"Here they are! They've broke for the river!
After 'em, boys, and turn loose the dogs!"
So here they come, full tilt. We could hear them
because they wore boots and yelled, but we didn't wear no
boots and didn't yell. We was in the path to the mill;
and when they got pretty close on to us we dodged into
the bush and let them go by, and then dropped in behind
them. They'd had all the dogs shut up, so they wouldn't
scare off the robbers; but by this time somebody had let
them loose, and here they come, making powwow enough for
a million; but they was our dogs; so we stopped in our
tracks till they catched up; and when they see it warn't
nobody but us, and no excitement to offer them, they only
just said howdy, and tore right ahead towards the
shouting and clattering; and then we up-steam again, and
whizzed along after them till we was nearly to the mill,
and then struck up through the bush to where my canoe was
tied, and hopped in and pulled for dear life towards the
middle of the river, but didn't make no more noise than
we was obleeged to. Then we struck out, easy and
comfortable, for the island where my raft was; and we
could hear them yelling and barking at each other all up
and down the bank, till we was so far away the sounds got
dim and died out. And when we stepped on to the raft I
says:
"NOW, old Jim, you're a free man again, and I bet
you won't ever be a slave no more."
"En a mighty good job it wuz, too, Huck. It 'uz
planned beautiful, en it 'uz done beautiful; en dey ain't
NOBODY kin git up a plan dat's mo' mixed-up en splendid
den what dat one wuz."
We was all glad as we could be, but Tom was the
gladdest of all because he had a bullet in the calf of
his leg.
When me and Jim heard that we didn't feel so brash as
what we did before. It was hurting him considerable, and
bleeding; so we laid him in the wigwam and tore up one of
the duke's shirts for to bandage him, but he says:
"Gimme the rags; I can do it myself. Don't stop
now; don't fool around here, and the evasion booming
along so handsome; man the sweeps, and set her loose!
Boys, we done it elegant! — 'deed we did. I wish WE'D a
had the handling of Louis XVI., there wouldn't a been no
'Son of Saint Louis, ascend to heaven!' wrote down in HIS
biography; no, sir, we'd a whooped him over the BORDER —
that's what we'd a done with HIM — and done it just as
slick as nothing at all, too. Man the sweeps — man the
sweeps!"
But me and Jim was consulting — and thinking. And
after we'd thought a minute, I says:
"Say it, Jim."
So he says:
"Well, den, dis is de way it look to me, Huck. Ef
it wuz HIM dat 'uz bein' sot free, en one er de boys wuz
to git shot, would he say, 'Go on en save me, nemmine
'bout a doctor f'r to save dis one?' Is dat like Mars Tom
Sawyer? Would he say dat? You BET he wouldn't! WELL, den,
is JIM gywne to say it? No, sah — I doan' budge a step
out'n dis place 'dout a DOCTOR, not if it's forty year!"
I knowed he was white inside, and I reckoned he'd say
what he did say — so it was all right now, and I told
Tom I was a-going for a doctor. He raised considerable
row about it, but me and Jim stuck to it and wouldn't
budge; so he was for crawling out and setting the raft
loose himself; but we wouldn't let him. Then he give us a
piece of his mind, but it didn't do no good.
So when he sees me getting the canoe ready, he says:
"Well, then, if you re bound to go, I'll tell you
the way to do when you get to the village. Shut the door
and blindfold the doctor tight and fast, and make him
swear to be silent as the grave, and put a purse full of
gold in his hand, and then take and lead him all around
the back alleys and everywheres in the dark, and then
fetch him here in the canoe, in a roundabout way amongst
the islands, and search him and take his chalk away from
him, and don't give it back to him till you get him back
to the village, or else he will chalk this raft so he can
find it again. It's the way they all do."
So I said I would, and left, and Jim was to hide in
the woods when he see the doctor coming till he was gone
again.