SATURDAY morning was come, and all the
summer world was bright and fresh, and brimming with life. There
was a song in every heart; and if the heart was young the music
issued at the lips. There was cheer in every face and a spring in
every step. The locust-trees were in bloom and the fragrance of
the blossoms filled the air. Cardiff Hill, beyond the village and
above it, was green with vegetation and it lay just far enough
away to seem a Delectable Land, dreamy, reposeful, and inviting.
Tom appeared on the sidewalk with a bucket
of whitewash and a long-handled brush. He surveyed the fence, and
all gladness left him and a deep melancholy settled down upon his
spirit. Thirty yards of board fence nine feet high. Life to him
seemed hollow, and existence but a burden. Sighing, he dipped his
brush and passed it along the topmost plank; repeated the
operation; did it again; compared the insignificant whitewashed
streak with the far-reaching continent of unwhitewashed fence,
and sat down on a tree-box discouraged. Jim came skipping out at
the gate with a tin pail, and singing Buffalo Gals. Bringing
water from the town pump had always been hateful work in Tom's
eyes, before, but now it did not strike him so. He remembered
that there was company at the pump. White, mulatto, and negro
boys and girls were always there waiting their turns, resting,
trading playthings, quarrelling, fighting, skylarking. And he
remembered that although the pump was only a hundred and fifty
yards off, Jim never got back with a bucket of water under an
hour — and even then somebody generally had to go after
him. Tom said:
"Say, Jim, I'll fetch the water if
you'll whitewash some."
Jim shook his head and said:
"Can't, Mars Tom. Ole missis, she tole
me I got to go an' git dis water an' not stop foolin' roun' wid
anybody. She say she spec' Mars Tom gwine to ax me to whitewash,
an' so she tole me go 'long an' 'tend to my own business &
mdash; she 'lowed she'd 'tend to de whitewashin'."
"Oh, never you mind what she said, Jim.
That's the way she always talks. Gimme the bucket — I
won't be gone only a a minute. She won't ever know."
"Oh, I dasn't, Mars Tom. Ole missis
she'd take an' tar de head off'n me. 'Deed she would."
" She! She never licks anybody
— whacks 'em over the head with her thimble — and
who cares for that, I'd like to know. She talks awful, but talk
don'thurt — anyways it don't if she don't cry. Jim, I'll
give you a marvel. I'll give you a white alley!"
Jim began to waver.
"White alley, Jim! And it's a bully taw."
"My! Dat's a mighty gay marvel, I tell
you! But Mars Tom I's powerful 'fraid ole missis — "
"And besides, if you will I'll show you
my sore toe."
Jim was only human — this attraction
was too much for him. He put down his pail, took the white alley,
and bent over the toe with absorbing interest while the bandage
was being unwound. In another moment he was flying down the
street with his pail and a tingling rear, Tom was whitewashing
with vigor, and Aunt Polly was retiring from the field with a
slipper in her hand and triumph in her eye. But Tom's energy did
not last. He began to think of the fun he had planned for this
day, and his sorrows multiplied. Soon the free boys would come
tripping along on all sorts of delicious expeditions, and they
would make a world of fun of him for having to work — the
very thought of it burnt him like fire. He got out his worldly
wealth and examined it — bits of toys, marbles, and
trash; enough to buy an exchange of work, maybe, but not
half enough to buy so much as half an hour of pure freedom. So he
returned his straitened means to his pocket, and gave up the idea
of trying to buy the boys. At this dark and hopeless moment an
inspiration burst upon him! Nothing less than a great,
magnificent inspiration.
He took up his brush and went tranquilly to
work. Ben Rogers hove in sight presently — the very boy,
of all boys, whose ridicule he had been dreading. Ben's gait was
the hop-skip-and-jump — proof enough that his heart was
light and his anticipations high. He was eating an apple, and
giving a long, melodious whoop, at intervals, followed by a deep-toned
ding-dong-dong, ding-dong-dong, for he was personating a
steamboat. As he drew near, he slackened speed, took the middle
of the street, leaned far over to star-board and rounded to
ponderously and with laborious pomp and circumstance —
for he was personating the Big Missouri, and considered himself
to be drawing nine feet of water. He was boat and captain and
engine-bells combined, so he had to imagine himself standing on
his own hurricane-deck giving the orders and executing them:
"Stop her, sir! Ting-a-ling-ling!"
The headway ran almost out, and he drew up slowly toward the
sidewalk.
"Ship up to back! Ting-a-ling-ling!"
His arms straightened and stiffened down his sides.
"Set her back on the stabboard! Ting-a-ling-ling!
Chow! ch-chow-wow! Chow!" His right hand, meantime,
describing stately circles — for it was representing a
forty-foot wheel.
"Let her go back on the labboard! Ting-a-ling-ling!
Chow-ch-chow-chow!" The left hand began to describe circles.
"Stop the stabboard! Ting-a-ling-ling!
Stop the labboard! Come ahead on the stabboard! Stop her! Let
your outside turn over slow! Ting-a-ling-ling! Chow-ow-ow! Get
out that head-line! Lively now! Come — out with
your spring-line — what're you about there! Take a turn
round that stump with the bight of it! Stand by that stage, now
— let her go! Done with the engines, sir! Ting-a-ling-ling!
Sh't! s'h't! sh't!" (trying the gauge-cocks).
Tom went on whitewashing — paid no
attention to the steamboat. Ben stared a moment and then said:
"Hi- yi ! You're up a stump, ain't you!"
No answer. Tom surveyed his last touch with
the eye of an artist, then he gave his brush another gentle sweep
and surveyed the result, as before. Ben ranged up alongside of
him. Tom's mouth watered for the apple, but he stuck to his work.
Ben said:
"Hello, old chap, you got to work, hey?"
Tom wheeled suddenly and said:
"Why, it's you, Ben! I warn't noticing."
"Say — I'm going in a-swimming,
I am. Don't you wish you could? But of course you'd druther work
— wouldn't you? Course you would!"
Tom contemplated the boy a bit, and said:
"What do you call work?"
"Why, ain't that work?"
Tom resumed his whitewashing, and answered
carelessly:
"Well, maybe it is, and maybe it ain't.
All I know, is, it suits Tom Sawyer."
"Oh come, now, you don't mean to let on
that you like it?"
The brush continued to move.
"Like it? Well, I don't see why I
oughtn't to like it. Does a boy get a chance to whitewash a fence
every day?"
That put the thing in a new light. Ben
stopped nibbling his apple. Tom swept his brush daintily back and
forth — stepped back to note the effect — added a
touch here and there — criticised the effect again — Ben watching every move and getting more and more
interested, more and more absorbed. Presently he said:
"Say, Tom, let me whitewash a
little."
Tom considered, was about to consent; but he
altered his mind:
"No — no — I reckon it
wouldn't hardly do, Ben. You see, Aunt Polly's awful particular
about this fence — right here on the street, you know — but if it was the back fence I wouldn't mind and she wouldn't.
Yes, she's awful particular about this fence; it's got to be done
very careful; I reckon there ain't one boy in a thousand, maybe
two thousand, that can do it the way it's got to be done."
"No — is that so? Oh come, now
— lemme just try. Only just a little — I'd let you,
if you was me, Tom."
"Ben, I'd like to, honest injun; but
Aunt Polly — well, Jim wanted to do it, but she wouldn't
let him; Sid wanted to do it, and she wouldn't let Sid. Now don't
you see how I'm fixed? If you was to tackle this fence and
anything was to happen to it — "
"Oh, shucks, I'll be just as careful.
Now lemme try. Say — I'll give you the core of my apple."
"Well, here — No, Ben, now
don't. I'm afeard — "
"I'll give you all of it!"
Tom gave up the brush with reluctance in his
face, but alacrity in his heart. And while the late steamer Big
Missouri worked and sweated in the sun, the retired artist sat on
a barrel in the shade close by, dangled his legs, munched his
apple, and planned the slaughter of more innocents. There was no
lack of material; boys happened along every little while; they
came to jeer, but remained to whitewash. By the time Ben was
fagged out, Tom had traded the next chance to Billy Fisher for a
kite, in good repair; and when he played out, Johnny
Miller bought in for a dead rat and a string to swing it with — and so on, and so on, hour after hour. And when the middle
of the afternoon came, from being a poor poverty-stricken boy in
the morning, Tom was literally rolling in wealth. He had besides
the things before mentioned, twelve marbles, part of a jews-harp,
a piece of blue bottle-glass to look through, a spool cannon, a
key that wouldn't unlock anything, a fragment of chalk, a glass
stopper of a decanter, a tin soldier, a couple of tadpoles, six
fire-crackers, a kitten with only one eye, a brass door-knob, a
dog-collar — but no dog — the handle of a knife,
four pieces of orange-peel, and a dilapidated old window sash.
He had had a nice, good, idle time all the
while — plenty of company — and the fence had
three coats of whitewash on it! If he hadn't run out of whitewash
he would have bankrupted every boy in the village.
Tom said to himself that it was not such a
hollow world, after all. He had discovered a great law of human
action, without knowing it — namely, that in order to
make a man or a boy covet a thing, it is only necessary to make
the thing difficult to attain. If he had been a great and wise
philosopher, like the writer of this book, he would now have
comprehended that Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to
do, and that Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to
do. And this would help him to understand why constructing
artificial flowers or performing on a tread-mill is work, while
rolling ten-pins or climbing Mont Blanc is only amusement. There
are wealthy gentlemen in England who drive four-horse passenger-coaches
twenty or thirty miles on a daily line, in the summer, because
the privilege costs them considerable money; but if they were
offered wages for the service, that would turn it into work and
then they would resign.
The boy mused awhile over the substantial
change which had taken place in his worldly circumstances, and
then wended toward headquarters to report.