WELL, pretty soon the old man was up and around again,
and then he went for Judge Thatcher in the courts to make
him give up that money, and he went for me, too, for not
stopping school. He catched me a couple of times and
thrashed me, but I went to school just the same, and
dodged him or outrun him most of the time. I didn't want
to go to school much before, but I reckoned I'd go now to
spite pap. That law trial was a slow business — appeared
like they warn't ever going to get started on it; so
every now and then I'd borrow two or three dollars off of
the judge for him, to keep from getting a cowhiding.
Every time he got money he got drunk; and every time he
got drunk he raised Cain around town; and every time he
raised Cain he got jailed. He was just suited — this
kind of thing was right in his line.
He got to hanging around the widow's too much and so
she told him at last that if he didn't quit using around
there she would make trouble for him. Well, WASN'T he
mad? He said he would show who was Huck Finn's boss. So
he watched out for me one day in the spring, and catched
me, and took me up the river about three mile in a skiff,
and crossed over to the Illinois shore where it was woody
and there warn't no houses but an old log hut in a place
where the timber was so thick you couldn't find it if you
didn't know where it was.
He kept me with him all the time, and I never got a
chance to run off. We lived in that old cabin, and he
always locked the door and put the key under his head
nights. He had a gun which he had stole, I reckon, and we
fished and hunted, and that was what we lived on. Every
little while he locked me in and went down to the store,
three miles, to the ferry, and traded fish and game for
whisky, and fetched it home and got drunk and had a good
time, and licked me. The widow she found out where I was
by and by, and she sent a man over to try to get hold of
me; but pap drove him off with the gun, and it warn't
long after that till I was used to being where I was, and
liked it — all but the cowhide part.
It was kind of lazy and jolly, laying off comfortable
all day, smoking and fishing, and no books nor study. Two
months or more run along, and my clothes got to be all
rags and dirt, and I didn't see how I'd ever got to like
it so well at the widow's, where you had to wash, and eat
on a plate, and comb up, and go to bed and get up
regular, and be forever bothering over a book, and have
old Miss Watson pecking at you all the time. I didn't
want to go back no more. I had stopped cussing, because
the widow didn't like it; but now I took to it again
because pap hadn't no objections. It was pretty good
times up in the woods there, take it all around.
But by and by pap got too handy with his hick'ry, and
I couldn't stand it. I was all over welts. He got to
going away so much, too, and locking me in. Once he
locked me in and was gone three days. It was dreadful
lonesome. I judged he had got drowned, and I wasn't ever
going to get out any more. I was scared. I made up my
mind I would fix up some way to leave there. I had tried
to get out of that cabin many a time, but I couldn't find
no way. There warn't a window to it big enough for a dog
to get through. I couldn't get up the chimbly; it was too
narrow. The door was thick, solid oak slabs. Pap was
pretty careful not to leave a knife or anything in the
cabin when he was away; I reckon I had hunted the place
over as much as a hundred times; well, I was most all the
time at it, because it was about the only way to put in
the time. But this time I found something at last; I
found an old rusty wood-saw without any handle; it was
laid in between a rafter and the clapboards of the roof.
I greased it up and went to work. There was an old horse-blanket
nailed against the logs at the far end of the cabin
behind the table, to keep the wind from blowing through
the chinks and putting the candle out. I got under the
table and raised the blanket, and went to work to saw a
section of the big bottom log out — big enough to let me
through. Well, it was a good long job, but I was getting
towards the end of it when I heard pap's gun in the woods.
I got rid of the signs of my work, and dropped the
blanket and hid my saw, and pretty soon pap come in.
Pap warn't in a good humor — so he was his natural
self. He said he was down town, and everything was going
wrong. His lawyer said he reckoned he would win his
lawsuit and get the money if they ever got started on the
trial; but then there was ways to put it off a long time,
and Judge Thatcher knowed how to do it And he said people
allowed there'd be another trial to get me away from him
and give me to the widow for my guardian, and they
guessed it would win this time. This shook me up
considerable, because I didn't want to go back to the
widow's any more and be so cramped up and sivilized, as
they called it. Then the old man got to cussing, and
cussed everything and everybody he could think of, and
then cussed them all over again to make sure he hadn't
skipped any, and after that he polished off with a kind
of a general cuss all round, including a considerable
parcel of people which he didn't know the names of, and
so called them what's-his-name when he got to them, and
went right along with his cussing.
He said he would like to see the widow get me. He said
he would watch out, and if they tried to come any such
game on him he knowed of a place six or seven mile off to
stow me in, where they might hunt till they dropped and
they couldn't find me. That made me pretty uneasy again,
but only for a minute; I reckoned I wouldn't stay on hand
till he got that chance.
The old man made me go to the skiff and fetch the
things he had got. There was a fifty-pound sack of corn
meal, and a side of bacon, ammunition, and a four-gallon
jug of whisky, and an old book and two newspapers for
wadding, besides some tow. I toted up a load, and went
back and set down on the bow of the skiff to rest. I
thought it all over, and I reckoned I would walk off with
the gun and some lines, and take to the woods when I run
away. I guessed I wouldn't stay in one place, but just
tramp right across the country, mostly night times, and
hunt and fish to keep alive, and so get so far away that
the old man nor the widow couldn't ever find me any more.
I judged I would saw out and leave that night if pap got
drunk enough, and I reckoned he would. I got so full of
it I didn't notice how long I was staying till the old
man hollered and asked me whether I was asleep or
drownded.
I got the things all up to the cabin, and then it was
about dark. While I was cooking supper the old man took a
swig or two and got sort of warmed up, and went to
ripping again. He had been drunk over in town, and laid
in the gutter all night, and he was a sight to look at. A
body would a thought he was Adam — he was just all mud.
Whenever his liquor begun to work he most always went for
the govment. his time he says:
"Call this a govment! why, just look at it and
see what it's like. Here's the law a-standing ready to
take a man's son away from him — a man's own son, which
he has had all the trouble and all the anxiety and all
the expense of raising. Yes, just as that man has got
that son raised at last, and ready to go to work and
begin to do suthin' for HIM and give him a rest, the law
up and goes for him. And they call THAT govment! That
ain't all, nuther. The law backs that old Judge Thatcher
up and helps him to keep me out o' my property. Here's
what the law does: The law takes a man worth six thousand
dollars and up'ards, and jams him into an old trap of a
cabin like this, and lets him go round in clothes that
ain't fitten for a hog. They call that govment! A man
can't get his rights in a govment like this. Sometimes
I've a mighty notion to just leave the country for good
and all. Yes, and I TOLD 'em so; I told old Thatcher so
to his face. Lots of 'em heard me, and can tell what I
said. Says I, for two cents I'd leave the blamed country
and never come a-near it agin. Them's the very words. I
says look at my hat — if you call it a hat — but the
lid raises up and the rest of it goes down till it's
below my chin, and then it ain't rightly a hat at all,
but more like my head was shoved up through a jint o'
stovepipe. Look at it, says I — such a hat for me to
wear — one of the wealthiest men in this town if I could
git my rights.
"Oh, yes, this is a wonderful govment, wonderful.
Why, looky here. There was a free nigger there from Ohio
— a mulatter, most as white as a white man. He had the
whitest shirt on you ever see, too, and the shiniest hat;
and there ain't a man in that town that's got as fine
clothes as what he had; and he had a gold watch and
chain, and a silver-headed cane — the awfulest old gray-headed
nabob in the State. And what do you think? They said he
was a p'fessor in a college, and could talk all kinds of
languages, and knowed everything. And that ain't the wust.
They said he could VOTE when he was at home. Well, that
let me out. Thinks I, what is the country a-coming to? It
was 'lection day, and I was just about to go and vote
myself if I warn't too drunk to get there; but when they
told me there was a State in this country where they'd
let that nigger vote, I drawed out. I says I'll never
vote agin. Them's the very words I said; they all heard
me; and the country may rot for all me — I'll never vote
agin as long as I live. And to see the cool way of that
nigger — why, he wouldn't a give me the road if I hadn't
shoved him out o' the way. I says to the people, why
ain't this nigger put up at auction and sold? — that's
what I want to know. And what do you reckon they said?
Why, they said he couldn't be sold till he'd been in the
State six months, and he hadn't been there that long yet.
There, now — that's a specimen. They call that a govment
that can't sell a free nigger till he's been in the State
six months. Here's a govment that calls itself a govment,
and lets on to be a govment, and thinks it is a govment,
and yet's got to set stock-still for six whole months
before it can take a hold of a prowling, thieving,
infernal, white-shirted free nigger, and —"
Pap was agoing on so he never noticed where his old
limber legs was taking him to, so he went head over heels
over the tub of salt pork and barked both shins, and the
rest of his speech was all the hottest kind of language
— mostly hove at the nigger and the govment, though he
give the tub some, too, all along, here and there. He
hopped around the cabin considerable, first on one leg
and then on the other, holding first one shin and then
the other one, and at last he let out with his left foot
all of a sudden and fetched the tub a rattling kick. But
it warn't good judgment, because that was the boot that
had a couple of his toes leaking out of the front end of
it; so now he raised a howl that fairly made a body's
hair raise, and down he went in the dirt, and rolled
there, and held his toes; and the cussing he done then
laid over anything he had ever done previous. He said so
his own self afterwards. He had heard old Sowberry Hagan
in his best days, and he said it laid over him, too; but
I reckon that was sort of piling it on, maybe.
After supper pap took the jug, and said he had enough
whisky there for two drunks and one delirium tremens.
That was always his word. I judged he would be blind
drunk in about an hour, and then I would steal the key,
or saw myself out, one or t'other. He drank and drank,
and tumbled down on his blankets by and by; but luck
didn't run my way. He didn't go sound asleep, but was
uneasy. He groaned and moaned and thrashed around this
way and that for a long time. At last I got so sleepy I
couldn't keep my eyes open all I could do, and so before
I knowed what I was about I was sound asleep, and the
candle burning.
I don't know how long I was asleep, but all of a
sudden there was an awful scream and I was up. There was
pap looking wild, and skipping around every which way and
yelling about snakes. He said they was crawling up his
legs; and then he would give a jump and scream, and say
one had bit him on the cheek — but I couldn't see no
snakes. He started and run round and round the cabin,
hollering "Take him off! take him off! he's biting
me on the neck!" I never see a man look so wild in
the eyes. Pretty soon he was all fagged out, and fell
down panting; then he rolled over and over wonderful
fast, kicking things every which way, and striking and
grabbing at the air with his hands, and screaming and
saying there was devils a-hold of him. He wore out by and
by, and laid still a while, moaning. Then he laid
stiller, and didn't make a sound. I could hear the owls
and the wolves away off in the woods, and it seemed
terrible still. He was laying over by the corner. By and
by he raised up part way and listened, with his head to
one side. He says, very low:
"Tramp — tramp — tramp; that's the dead; tramp
— tramp — tramp; they're coming after me; but I won't
go. Oh, they're here! don't touch me — don't! hands off
— they're cold; let go. Oh, let a poor devil alone!"
Then he went down on all fours and crawled off,
begging them to let him alone, and he rolled himself up
in his blanket and wallowed in under the old pine table,
still a-begging; and then he went to crying. I could hear
him through the blanket.
By and by he rolled out and jumped up on his feet
looking wild, and he see me and went for me. He chased me
round and round the place with a claspknife, calling me
the Angel of Death, and saying he would kill me, and then
I couldn't come for him no more. I begged, and told him I
was only Huck; but he laughed SUCH a screechy laugh, and
roared and cussed, and kept on chasing me up. Once when I
turned short and dodged under his arm he made a grab and
got me by the jacket between my shoulders, and I thought
I was gone; but I slid out of the jacket quick as
lightning, and saved myself. Pretty soon he was all tired
out, and dropped down with his back against the door, and
said he would rest a minute and then kill me. He put his
knife under him, and said he would sleep and get strong,
and then he would see who was who.
So he dozed off pretty soon. By and by I got the old
split-bottom chair and clumb up as easy as I could, not
to make any noise, and got down the gun. I slipped the
ramrod down it to make sure it was loaded, then I laid it
across the turnip barrel, pointing towards pap, and set
down behind it to wait for him to stir. And how slow and
still the time did drag along.